Wow, WordPress – just when I thought it couldn’t get much worse…

Okay, so I’ve just seen a RED BANNER on my dashboard, which usually means that something bad’s happened. And yes, it has! It’s about my password. Normally, passwords are encrypted with a 128-bit cipher, but apparently, the gormfags at WordPress sort of ACCIDENTALLY stored my password “less securely” than normal because of some bug in some tool. “Less securely”… hmm, very vague. I’m going to take a guess and say it was completely unencrypted. I’m probably right.

So, I’ve had to change my password… well, not really, since my blog is probably the LEAST important thing that someone could hijack. I just set it back to what it was.

But that’s not the most ridiculous part, oh no. The most ridiculous part is this bullshit 15% off coupon I recieved as an apology. “Hey, we sort of didn’t store your password securely – sorry! Here’s a coupon for money off when you buy something pointless from us.” LMFAO, how about fuck off! I mean, what the hell? I wouldn’t buy any of these overpriced shitty upgrades anyway! $60 a year to store VIDEOS? And what the hell? $300 a year for 100GB of storage space?! WHAT? A 1TB hard drive (10x more space) is, like… Β£40 (~$65)? So where’d you get $300 from? Hell, I can get a PROPER website with my own domain name and UNLIMITED storage space for $58 a year somewhere else!

Anyone who’s paying these insane prices is either mentally retarded or one of those fanboys on the news page who say that everything WordPress does is amazing.

Going to try and change themes.

I’m tired of having LITERALLY twice as much blackspace than somewhere to put content. Seriously, I can’t resize the ONE column I’m allowed, and on a widescreen monitor, it’s retarded. So, I’m gonna try and change to another one of these crap WordPress themes without the entire Interweb exploding. Just a sec. Or rather… just gimmie a few hours. I’ve gotta wade through this mountain of impossible-to-navigate menus. πŸ˜›

“This is your 583rd post. Far-out! This post has 69 words.”

I DON’T CARE! How about you… y’know, do stuff to IMPROVE your site rather than doing pointless shit, like giving me this lame landing page after publishing?!

You HAVE to be licking my turds. Who the hell would pay $60 for a THEME?! And who the hell would pay $30 A YEAR just to change the FONTS?! Oh yeah, the OTHER brainless faggots who use WordPress! Of course!

Just flicking through the themes that aren’t overpriced, as in, the ones which are free. πŸ˜› They all look the goddamn same…

Okay! I think that one’s okay. And hey, the text in the editor has changed to one I can read without having to squint! But, funnily enough, now I can only type up to halfway across the editor box before it forces me onto the next line. What the hell. >.>

WordPress is SO SHITE.

AH, most excellent! The background feature is flexible enough! I’m gonna experiment with that later to see if I can make use of the margins. πŸ˜€

And you can change the image at the top of the page, as well. Gotta think of something to put there as well. πŸ™‚

I’ve also just found a bunch of new options when posting which changes the format of the post a bit. Not really useful, but whatever. πŸ˜›

HahahaHA! How’s THAT for an ace banner? πŸ˜€ I think everything looks pretty sweet now; much better than it used to. Even though it only gives me about 50px more column width… >.<

There IS a theme which uses the entire width of your browser window, but it’s COMPLETELY stripped down to the basics, and you probably need to pay the stupid $30 a year fee just so you can use CSS to make it look presentable. Anyway, ya. The theme has now changed. πŸ˜€

The banner’s made me think about ULSG, and I should really give an update. πŸ˜› Okay… I’ve changed a few descriptions. And that’s about it. πŸ˜› I have no idea why I haven’t properly continued work on it, since I don’t actually have much to do. Maybe it’s because every time I open it, I remember what I have to do, and there’s nothing more tedious than copying events, tweaking them for God-knows how long and testing them over and over again, so I close it. πŸ˜› I’ll get my ass in gear soon, I promise. πŸ˜€

I HAVE finished off the HUD for V14, though. πŸ˜€ Here it is compared to the V1-V11 HUD and the V12-V13 HUD:

The HUD for Retro ULSG, ULSG V12-V13, and ULSG V14. Can you say "Progress"? :D

I quite like it. πŸ˜€ You’ll notice that it’s wider, and that’s because I’ve decided to increase the window size to 1000×625, from 840×525. πŸ˜€ Partly because I think a bigger playing field would be cool and useful, but mainly because I need it for various things, such as the menu system, and to give the HUD enough space so I can fit a 19-digit number (with commas!) next to Score. πŸ˜‰ Because of Infinity Mode, V14’s score limit is exactly 9,223,372,036,854,775,807. 9 quintillion, or 9223 quadrillion. πŸ˜€ The reason it’s exactly this is because that’s the limit for 64-bit integers. One more, and it’ll overflow and roll over to βˆ’9,223,372,036,854,775,808. πŸ˜› I just wish I could use a 128-bit integer, or even just an unsigned 64-bit integer, then there’d be no fear of some lunatics getting an unholy score. πŸ˜‰ Or maybe I could add 1 onto a counter each time the 64-bit hits 1 quintillion… then… yeah, that’d work! Maybe…! πŸ˜€

Anyway, yeah, I’ll get to work on V13 soon. πŸ™‚ But for now, see yas lat0r! πŸ˜€

ULSG V13 may be closer than you think…

Firstly, let me just start with saying HOLY CRAP WORDPRESS IS SHIT. The dashboard needed changing, yes, but the general idea when you improve something is to make it BETTER? STOP MAKING STUFF MORE DIFFICULT TO USE GODDAMN IT!!

Right, now that THAT’S off my chest, onto the actual topic. πŸ˜›

I only have one piece of coursework left to hand in until I have a massive amount of free time. πŸ˜€ That is, unless I fail an exam (maths) or screw up a piece of coursework (algorithms, processes and data structures), in which case I’ll still have a little work to do. But anyway, since I do have more free time now, I’ve picked up ULSG V13 again. πŸ˜€

Big problem, though. I, um… I’m a much, much more experienced programmer now. I can pick up a piece of C# or Java code and figure out what it does, I’m a little more experienced with PHP, and I can easily recognise the vomit-inducing syntax of C++. πŸ˜› Because of this, I nearly DIED when looking at ULSG’s code.

It’s all over the place. And it’s not just limited to the code, there are other things that are really bad, as well, the biggest of which is that I haven’t set ANY objects or code to be global, and because of this, updating Challenges to allow equipment to be used is a nightmare. :S

The reason for this is totally due to the way ULSG was made. It started its life INSIDE a larger project about FOUR YEARS ago, and although I had experience with MMF2, it wasn’t a massive amount, since most of my experience came from The Games Factory 1 and Multimedia Fusion 1.5. Over time, ULSG just had features bolted to it without any real planning, because I didn’t think it would get so big. Now, this bad planning has come to haunt me. πŸ˜›

What I’m planning to do now is get V13 finished as soon as I can, and start work on V14. That means stopping any planned new features, deleting anything that’s not really fit for the final version, and getting everything else polished. It won’t be as good as I want it to be, but it will make it less painful when I start V14, because I’m planning to start that from scratch. The more I add to V13, the more I’ll need to scrap when I start V14. πŸ˜‰

Yes, I’m gonna start V14 from scratch. I’ll still use some code from V13, because some of it was good, and I still have the assets, so it won’t take another four years to make. πŸ˜› Plus, it’ll be better, smoother, more efficient and it could use less disk space. πŸ™‚

So, if I get to work, ULSG V13 will be released within the next month or so, maybe even within the next couple of weeks. πŸ™‚ It will have some things missing such as local multiplayer, and online multiplayer might be a bit crap, but all of the single player enhancements – ships, drones, special modules, new challenges, and so on, will be there. Plus, the unlockables will be more accessible; instead of earning AP solely from Achievements, you can earn them by collecting Creditz and destroying enemies, too. πŸ™‚

If you’ve played the V13 Alpha, you might not notice a huge difference, but compared to V12… it’s a MASSIVE leap forward. πŸ˜€ So yes, keep an eye out for ULSG V13, coming to an Internet near you very soon. I’ll also upload a guide here, which gives you general hints and help on how to unlock everything. πŸ˜‰ I might also start a Facebook page for ULSG… not sure WHY, because it’ll get absolutely no likes, but whatever. If it could help spread the word, I’ll try it. πŸ˜€

Anyway, that’s ULSG. Now, onto my solid-state drive…

Yes, I bought an SSD. πŸ˜› For those that don’t know, solid-state drives are like hard drives, only they use flash memory instead of platters. Hence, they’re better in almost every possible way. They have no moving parts, so they are silent, they don’t generate as much heat, a head crash is impossible, and they’re also less susceptible to shock, although I wouldn’t drop one anyway. πŸ˜›

They’re also much faster. MUCH faster. The hard drive needs to move the read/write mechanism over the correct part of the platter, and then it needs to wait for the platter to spin to the correct position. On average, this takes around 12ms, and that doesn’t include the spin-up time if the drive is stopped. A solid-state drive doesn’t need to spin up, nor does it need to wait for anything – it can just go where it wants to go and read the data it needs to. Because of this… the average access time is about 0.1ms – 120 times faster. πŸ˜€

The only thing that hard drives have over SSDs is PRICE. My 1TB hard drive cost me about Β£80. This 180GB SSD cost me Β£230. :O But oh damn, it was worth it. My PC is so much more responsive now. πŸ˜€ I didn’t believe the hype, really, I thought that SSD’s were maybe a bit overrated… but they’re not. Windows now boots in less than 30 seconds, and shuts down in about 5 seconds. Programs start loading instantly and finish within a few seconds, games start up insanely quickly and loading times are cut VERY significantly… it’s just unbelievable. πŸ˜€

If you’re looking for a way to improve your PC’s performance, and if you can afford it, you really can’t go wrong with an SSD. And if you CAN’T afford it, you could always try a hybrid drive, which are cheaper and can give near-SSD performance in some cases, but they’re not QUITE as fast as the real thing. πŸ˜‰ Don’t sweat it, though. SSDs will be mainstream in a couple years. πŸ™‚

As for games, I’ll just quickly talk about the two I’ve played recently. πŸ™‚ In a nutshell, Ace Combat is still my favourite action-flight series thanks to the amazingly fun, exciting, addictive Ace Combat 6 (it blows H.A.W.X out of the sky ;)), and I can’t wait to try Ace Combat: Assault Horizon. πŸ˜€ Brink, on the other hand, is a boring pile of poo, with stupid clunky controls, constantly low FPS, dumbass bots and a campaign mode which lasts for about 9 seconds and has the most boring story of any shooter possibly ever. πŸ˜› The only reason it got any real attention is because Bethesda published it, and the only reason THEY published it is because they wanted money for Elder Scrolls V. Which I have a feeling will be pretty average, but it’ll get a good mark anyway because it’s an Elder Scrolls game. πŸ˜›

I think that’s everything for now. I’ll probably be back soon to announce THE COMING OF ULSG V13! πŸ˜€ Remember, you can follow its progress in more detail here:

See ya lat0rz! πŸ˜€