So… someone posted a thing on Facebook, and it has pretty much won the Best Thing I’ve Seen All Year award.
It’s a Finnish band called Hevisaurus. They are dinosaurs, their target audience is mainly children, and they play metal.
DINOSAURS PLAYING METAL.
According to the comments, the lyrics in this particular song speak of a legendary dinosaur named Juranoid who came to Earth riding on a UFO and told everyone to play heavy music and be happy.
How have I gone 25 years without this in my life?!