I have an idea for a new internet meme. :D

Right, so it goes like this, someone else has made a right ass of themselves or failed REALLY BADLY. Let’s take George Bush, for an example, he lost his job as being the president of the US.
HE COULD’VE BEEN A CONTENDER, HE COULD’VE BEEN A SOMEONE! CAUGHT UP IN THE RAT RACE, HE’S FEELING LIKE A NO-ONE! APPEARING IN THE PAPERS WITH THE MONEY AND THE GIRLS, HE COULD’VE BEEN THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!

YES! Open-mouthed Awesome! Another example:

Bill: What’s up with you, Joe?
Joe: Ah, I never got that interview for that job I really wanted.
Bill: Sucks. YOU COULD’VE BEEN A CONTENDER, YOU COULD’VE BEEN A SOMEONE! CAUGHT UP IN
THE RAT RACE, YOU’RE FEELING LIKE A NO-ONE! APPEARING IN THE PAPERS WITH
THE MONEY AND THE GIRLS, YOU COULD’VE BEEN THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF
THE WORLD!

It works so much! Open-mouthed There are a few special conditions, though, if you fail to switch the "I" that was in the original song with a "YOU" or a "HE/SHE", you have to shut up while your opponent points and laughs at you, and can then counter with their own attempt at singing the song. Example:

Bill: What’s up with you, Joe?
Joe: Ah, I never got that interview for that job I really wanted.
Bill: Sucks. YOU COULD’VE BEEN A CONTENDER, YOU COULD’VE BEEN A SOMEONE! CAUGHT UP IN
THE RAT RACE, I’M FEELING LIKE A NO-ONE…
Joe: AHAHAA! YOU COULD’VE BEEN A CONTENDER, YOU COULD’VE BEEN A SOMEONE! CAUGHT UP IN
THE RAT RACE, YOU’RE FEELING LIKE A NO-ONE! APPEARING IN THE PAPERS WITH
THE MONEY AND THE GIRLS, YOU COULD’VE BEEN THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF
THE WORLD!

And if Joe feels like it, he could sing it twice, like the dual-chorus at the end of the actual song. Open-mouthed

However, if your opponent’s counter fails, because your opponent forgot to replace the "I" for a "HE/SHE" or a "YOU", another person has to counter you both… and if they fail, someone else has to come along and counter all three of you… and so it goes on, if everyone keeps failing. Tongue out Example:

Bill: What’s up with you, Joe?

Joe: Ah, I never got that interview for that job I really wanted.

Bill: Sucks. YOU COULD’VE BEEN A CONTENDER, YOU COULD’VE BEEN A SOMEONE! CAUGHT UP IN
THE RAT RACE, I’M FEELING LIKE A NO-ONE…
Joe: AHAHAA! YOU COULD’VE BEEN A CONTENDER, I COULD’VE BEEN A SOMEONE…
*Bob is walking past*
Bob: HAHA, you both suck, Y’ALL COULD’VE BEEN A CONTENDER, Y’ALL COULD’VE BEEN A SOMEONE! CAUGHT UP IN
THE RAT RACE, YOU’RE FEELING LIKE A NO-ONE! APPEARING IN THE PAPERS WITH
THE MONEY AND THE GIRLS, YOU COULD’VE BEEN THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONS OF
THE WORLD!

I’m so gonna start using this from now on. Open-mouthed

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4 thoughts on “I have an idea for a new internet meme. :D

  1. Gluh… you have no imagination. :PJust think, if you’d just used a bit of imagination… YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER, YOU COULD’VE BEEN A SOMEONE! CAUGHT UP IN THE RAT RACE, YOU’RE FEELING LIKE A NO-ONE! APPEARING IN THE PAPERS WITH THE MONEY AND THE GIRLS, YOU COULD’VE BEEN THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!Congratulations, you’re the first person ever to be Heavyweight-Champion-of-the-World-roll’d. 😛

  2. Epic fail Mongz, it’s too long to catch on. I can see what you’re trying to do but it’s not going to work with that. Sorry.

  3. I don’t care, I’m still gonna use it. 😛 And it’s not THAT long! The Rickroll and Bel-Air are entire SONGS long, dangit, people use them. And The Game lasts your entire life! 😛

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