All the Halo games, they’re pretty similar, right? Do we like them? Yes.
Pac-Man had shitty graphics. Was it so good that it became a classic game? Yes!
Streets of Rage, there are three buttons you can press, and a total of eight or nine unique moves per character, and not all that indepth, yeah? Altered Beast was even worse! Do we like them? Yes!
Gears of War was far fetched, I mean, come on… Locust alien thingies emerging from the ground? Cities being sunk by a massive worm? Did we like it? Yes!
And bad voice acting is a way of life, walk two steps into a game store and you’ll find at least one game with shitty voice acting.
This game is so much fun because bashing loads of idiotic Chinese soldiers heads in is extremely satisfying and fun! It’s not like they’re real! Besides, the game’s not meant to be taken seriously, anyway…
Anyway, I’ve been on the Xtreme Mode, where you have to survive as many missions as you can. And I am on Mission 30, at this very moment, and about to kick some dude’s buttisholz!
Yes, Mission 30. Awesome. And before you say it, NO, I did NOT use the memory card switching cheat! This is all legit, and I have not died at all. A few close calls, but that’s it! Besides, Mission 30 compared to how far some other people have got is quite crap.
Anyway, I’m off to do this mission, but before I go, has anyone ever played Dynasty Warriors 6? If yes, is it any good? I’m kinda split on whether to get it or not, because they’ve changed the combat system to something more lame-sounding, and as it’s in HD, it’ll look prettiful, but it’s got a chance of causing STUPID amounts of slowdown… which I hate.
If I do get it… I hope Lu Bu’s overpowered in DW6, just like he is in DW5. He kicks too much ass for it to be legal.
Did it! Owned Mission 30. Was pretty close though, had a red health bar at the end. That’s gonna be expensive to fix.
Never mind, I got 31,526 gold from that mission alone! That’s… quite a lot.