Now you ask: "Why are you screwing about Crysis?"
Well… the only thing the game does NOT have is a FECKING GOOD ENDING! And last time I checked, a good ending is sort of KEY to wrap up an awesome experience! Authors wouldn’t put a shit ending in their books (Unless they’re JK Rowling, YOU SHOULD HAVE FOCKING KILLED HARRY DICKHEAD, YOU DUMBASS!) so why do game developers put shit endings in their games?! They must’ve spent millions on graphics, coding and takeaways… and in the process, they completely forgot that a game is supposed to end! It’s like gathering the best ingredients from around the world to make a sandwich, like getting freshly baked bread and free range chicken or something… and then when you’ve put the sarnie all together and it’s absolutely perfect… you stick mayonnaise on it. That’s the epitome of FAIL, and Crysis JUST DID IT.
I know there’s a sequel to Crysis, but Halo 2 had a sequel, as well, and the ending to Halo 2 was SHIT, too. Both Halo 2 and Crysis make you think that you’re gonna enter another final mission, and you’re expecting a bigass huge battle at the end… and then all of a sudden, you see the credits screen! GAHD DAMNIT! And then, when you get the sequel, the most annoying thing EVAR is when the sequel’s ending SUCKS!! Halo 3’s wasn’t too bad… but not that good, either. Still yet to see Crysis’ sequels’ ending. (WOW, that was confusing to say. )
Call of Duty 4 is the only FPS… actually, it’s probably one of the only GAMES I’ve played that actually has an awesome ending, because it makes you feel like "OH F**K YES, I JUST LAST-STAND-KILLED A LUNATIC AND SAVED THE WORLD, I RULE!" And THEN, there’s a bonus mission! AWESOME!
Anyone out there ever played a game other than CoD4 that has a truly good ending? Or does everyone kinda agree that 98% of game endings suck hard and make you feel the game was worth half of what you paid for it?