SLIPTOFLAPPY RAPPY AND A CARPAL TUNNEL PUDDING FLANKER NABBLE AND A STAMPY AND A PIGEON SMELLING GENERATOR SEE A CHITLIN WAFER AND A CHOCOLATE BUTTERED HORSE’S ASS FRABBLE OBBLE ABBLE WITH A STUPID MONKEY CHICKEN GAS CHINESE DIARRHOEA PRISON CARPET CHUNKY HARPLEGIS NOPALIASEAH PERFORATED PURPLE PARKLE PIG!!
Guess what? THAT IS A SONG! No, really! Mammal Sauce by Crotchduster! Look it up!
And it has also been dubbed, unofficially, as the HARDEST DISCOVERED SONG on AudioSurf. I saw someone else playing it, and I thought "Hardest song? Yeah, right! As if!" And then, it kicked in, totally unexpected. OH MY GOD.
He was on Ninja Mono, where you have to collect the colours and avoid the greys. I think that’s a bit boring, as it doesn’t test your brain that much, it only tests reflexes. So I played as Pointman Pro. Not Elite. That would be suicide. You can pick up blocks with Pointman, and you have to get the blocks into clusters of three or more. I stuck it on YouTube, too! Have a look!
And don’t get bored before 1:30. No, wait, not before the final HIGHWAY TO HELL finishes at about 4:50. That’s just what I call the roads that turn red and go downhill about 45 degrees.
Oh yes, and Dragon Tail’s next chapter will be here soon! Just hang tight… and by the way, Em? Hast you done the first chapter of yours yet?
Right, I’d better be going. Just remember…
MY MAMMAL SAUCE IS THE BEST MAMMAL SAUCE, I SPREAD MAMMAL SAUCE ON MY WAAAAANG! WE MAKE MAMMAL SAUCE IN BILL WILLIAM’S LOFT, AND WE EAT A BUCKET OF TANG!