Yes, hello to all you people! I’ve had a shock 14 views today so far, and they are ALL redirected from Google, all searching for Kwari! I didn’t know that Kwari was THIS popular! Or am I passively advertising it? I backtracked to one of those searches… and… hahaha! Can you guess which result is mine? It was at the bottom, standing out SO MUCH!
Hey… hang on a tick… where’s my video and song gone?! For God’s sake, 000webhost, can you stop deleting my stuff, you cocks! Jesus! It takes me 10 minutes to upload them, and then you just go ahead and DELETE THEM for NO REASON!
AH HA! Eat Read-Only attributes, dumbasses! If they manage to delete that now, I really don’t know how they did it. If they do, I’ll just have to put all my videos and songs in ZIP files. I would put them in RAR, but no-one KNOWS RAR. No-one that I know, that is. Except Ped. And Neb. And Andy. And Dan.
Alright! That’s all I wanted to say right now. Bye!
EDIT: It DID IT AGAIN! Cocking 000webhost! Alright, I’m zipping them!
EDIT 2: Okay, now if these files are deleted, 000webhost is just doing it for a laugh.
Now, if you have a working copy of Windows, you should be easily able to open them! If you don’t, then get WinZip
. If you can’t be arsed to get Winzip, then head on over to www.youtube.com
! I’m uploading it there!
EDIT 3: It DID IT YET AGAIN! Christ’s sake! Does this webhost have some sort of irrational HATRED for all files that actually DO something?! Like ZIP files and WMV files, and MP3’s?
Hey, hey, wait! mongmaster.000webhost is working!! Even though it’s saying "invalid password" when I’m actually entering the correct password!
ARGH! FOR COCKS SAKE!
Eh?! My old account has just been deleted for no reason in the world! AND THEY NEVER E-MAILED ME ABOUT IT! Alright, whatever, whatever, I’ll just delete that site in WS_FTP…
Right, now A FREE WEB is being a cock and not letting me log in… that’s that one off the list… oh, hang on, now it’s let me in. For God’s sake, a life lesson for you: NEVER EVER BOTHER WITH FREE WEB HOSTS! They are ALL COCKS!
Right, while I’m dealing with SHITE webhosts, you can watch my Kwari video on YouTube! It’s… hang on…
THERE YOU GO! I’m off to deal with cocks now. Bye!
EDIT 4: Right, don’t be surprised if this gets up to EDIT 10 soon!
A FREE WEB won’t take any file that’s over exactly 4210688 bytes for some reason, so I might as well just get rid of that one… and here we go with Byethost!
And… that stops at exactly 4210688… as well… that’s THAT off the list… now… here we go with FreeHostia!
OH MY GOD IT’S DOING IT! I’m gonna post this bit now and I’ll update later.
EDIT 5: Okay, now this is REALLY annoying! It got ALL THE WAY, and then the webhost just DELETED THE FILE for NO REASON! THAT’S deleted!
Okay, I’ve got a new webhost now! And I’m just gonna start it up! Just a sec…
Okay, PHP is up and running… no problems so far… now to upload a big file!
Right, it doesn’t allow WMV’s or pretty much ANY video file. No matter, I’ll just ZIP it up!
WHAT?! It won’t allow ZIP’s?!! Well, HOW THE HELL do you host a website with files on it if you don’t support ZIP files?!
Now I’m trying a RAR file!
WHAT THE COCK?! It won’t allow THE MOST OBSCURE ZIP TYPE IN THE WORLD! This server is frickin’ gay!
Okay, now I’m getting annoyed. I’m going to the EXTREME! I am making the file type a new one, one that the world has NEVER heard of before! It’s the "IIFREEISGAYANDWONTLETYOUPUTANYTYPEOFFILEHERE"!
What?! It won’t allow THAT, either?! What the hell?!
AHA! Suck my virtual cock, IIFREE! Eat FAKE JPG!
Right, when this is upload… what?! Max file size, ONE MEG?! Okay, this webhost is shit! Yes, we’re going to fill a WHOLE 5GB site with files all under 1MB! I’ll be back when I find a site that WORKS!
EDIT 6: Okay! Now it seems that I can either have the song or the video on the file share, but not both! Here’s the song, and go to YouTube for the video!
EDIT 7: Aaaand there goes the music file AGAIN! There’s gotta be some sort of file hosting thing that’s not private and doesn’t give you about a million gigs of space and then limit you to uploading files that are only 4MB big.
EDIT 8: Found one! And the signup was so blindingly fast! It took TEN SECONDS! From start to finish! One sec, let me get used to it and set it up…
EDIT 9: All right! I got it! And the max file size is 100MB! BOOYAH! Problem is, it’s browser based, and there’s no FTP, and I like FTP, but ther browser version is so damned good! I’ve put a link to the whole file share at the right of my space, and I’ll give out links like I used to. If you really want, you can upload your own files into the SHARED folder!
NO WAY! There’s an embed code! GIMMIE!
*snatches Embed code*
Ah ha! Now I can display my file share on my space! BOOYAH! Be back in a tick!