OH MY GOD oh my god GH3 cooliness OH MY GOD!

FRIGGEDYHOO!
 
GUITAR HERO TOMORROW! I SHALT OWNETH JOO ALLZ!
 
So, I check the Parcelforce website for my package of GH3 OWNAGENESS, because GAME shipped it out two days ago, and after some swearing of the stupid website’s extremely low speed and crappiness, I FOUND MY PARCEL! Hang on, let me… oh for God’s sake! Damned website, why can you not display the webpage?! I AM connected to the internet, there ISN’T a typing error in the address, and… YES the website is probably encountering problems! So, let’s just WAIT, shall we?
 
*30 seconds later*
 
Refresh… nope, too ambitious.
 
*two minutes later*#
 
Refresh… AAAAARGH! God damnit, that INFORMATION SYMBOL! It’s REALLY annoying me now! Okay… delete temporary internet files… history… and form data… and refresh… oooh, website FOUND! Waiting for reply… Oh, friggedyhoo.
 

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Great. This might take a while.
 
Alright then, forget the dumb website. The point was that the estimated delivery date was TODAY, 22/11/07! HOW THE HELL IS THAT POSSIBLE?! How can I get a game BEFORE it’s EVEN OUT YET?!
 
You know, I’ll laugh my head off if it comes today. *looks hopefully out of the window for a Parcelforce truck*
 
Bye bye then!
 
WAIT! PARCELFORCE IST WORKING!
 

Track & Trace
  
Parcel Detail
 
The status of the parcel you’ve enquired about is displayed below.
 
 
Parcel number: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX <<< NO-ONE SHALT EVER HAVE MY GH3! AHAHAHAAAA!
Service: Parcelforce 24
Status: In progress
Last tracked at: Birmingham South Depot 
Expected delivery date: 22-11-2007 <<< So, I’m gonna get it BEFORE it’s released. Sarcastic Okay, that’s cool! Just… weird.
 
Click on ‘Tracking details’ for detailed tracking information about the parcel.
 
And so I clicked Tracking Details.
 
Track & Trace
 
Parcel tracking details
 
Progress of the parcel you’ve enquired about is displayed below. 
 

Parcel number: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX <<< NO-ONE SHALT EVER HAVE MY GH3! AHAHAHAAAA!
Status: In progress
   
Parcel tracks
   
Date & Time          Location                                Tracking Event
22-11-2007 01:13  Birmingham South Depot        Out for delivery
22-11-2007 00:46  Birmingham South Depot        Arrived at delivery depot
21-11-2007 20:17  National Hub                          Scanned at Hub


Earspeck! Now I just wait. Open-mouthed

 
Oh, and on the subject of Guitar Hero, I played another song! And OWNED!
 
 
The reason why this one was so hard is because I had already played it five times in a row before this attempt, two of which were either three or four stars, and the rest, I got to the end, thought it was a crap score and restarted. And also that in most of the parts I had to strum to the RHYTHM, that’s like, eight times every bar, which is REALLY FAST. I thought I did quite well, though! Open-mouthed
 
Eekay… ooh, hang on… is that… no! NO! NOOOO! A PARCELFORCE VAN!!
 
OMFG!!! GH3 IS HERE OMG OMG OMG EEEEEHEHHEHEHHEHEGBHEHhEHEHEHhEHEGHIRFUOFHIOAWDOUAWDUOAWDUD *runs around in a mad frenzy*
 
No joke! I’ve just got it now, a day before it’s EVEN OUT!!!
 
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *runs upstairs*
EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….!

8 thoughts on “OH MY GOD oh my god GH3 cooliness OH MY GOD!

  1. CARL THAT’S NOT FAIR YOU GOT GH3 BEFORE IT EVEN CAME OUT??????
     
    That’s not fair, and I have to wait till Christmas, that’s like a MONTH away!!! THATS AGES
     
    Have fun on GH3 though 😦 Not fair!!! I have to wait!!! 😦
     
    Love Em xxx -hugs-
     
    PS your video isn’t working by the way
     
     
     
     

  2. Oh, yeah, that’s because the GAY WEBHOST IS DOWN AGAIN! Stupid thing! I was gonna upload me on GH3!
     
    (By the way, I got 100% on a song on Hard. :D)
     
    If the server’s up again sometime this millenium then I’ll shove it on there. But for now, back to Guitar Heroey goodness! 😀

  3. Earkay, that should be working now. Seems like it wouldn’t let me log in through FTP because it’s a monghole and it forced me to use cPanel, which is crap and slow.

  4. Earkay, that should be working now. Seems like it wouldn’t let me log in through FTP because it’s a monghole and it forced me to use cPanel, which is crap and slow.

  5. Earkay, that should be working now. Seems like it wouldn’t let me log in through FTP because it’s a monghole and it forced me to use cPanel, which is crap and slow.

  6. Oh my God WOW!!!!! What song did you get 100% on when it was on Hard??
     
    Tripleycommentey goodness!!!!!!
     
    GHeespeck!! 🙂
     
    Love Em xxx -hugs-

  7. Oh my God!!!! How did you keep up with that song IT LOOKED SO HARD!!!!
     
    Well done that was AWESOME 🙂
     
    Love Em xxx -hugs-

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