Oh joyous! It’s here! Chapter 14! (I was gonna put the 15th one in, too, until I saw the length of 14. I was writing all the semi-rant and then I looked at Chapter 14 and thought "I’d better not put ’em both here yet.")
But first, a little reply to a message Em sent me over EHM ESH EHN.
WHAT IN HOLY CRAP’S NAME WAS THAT?! That was just the single most stupidest thing I’ve ever seen on any kind of Guitar Hero in my life! That’s like, the Jordan of Guitar Hero 3!
But, I have some little things that I know about.
First, I know Dragonforce. Please tell me that’s Dragonforce, right? Otherwise I’m gonna look like some sort of stupid tit. Oh, wait, yup, that’s them, I’m okay. I know Dragonforce use computers to speed up their guitars, drums, and bass and whatever they have, just like nearly every single band today does to some extent, and THEN they probably sing the lyrics over that. SO how in the name of all things holy can a HUMAN possibly play THAT SONG?! I can’t even strum that fast when I’m messing around in the menus!
Second, Guitar Hero only just came out in America TODAY. So how can ANY LIVING PERSON possibly be able to play it to near-perfection on the FIRST DAY?! Either that’s just sad, or they’re cheating. I think that they’ve hooked it up to a computer and the computer’s playing it for them, or they are actually playing it on a computer with some sort of trainer in the background. Sorry, but I just don’t believe that two people have actually played that like that. Unless the new Hammer-Ons and Pull-Offs are about a hundred million times easier, or that you can play one note constantly until you release the fret button by pressing some sort of new button on the controller. I won’t know until I get the game in about 27 days! WEWT!
(By the way: There’s a cheat menu in options, apparently. There’s a cheat code that either A: Lets you just strum to play ANY note, or B: Let’s you just use the fret buttons to play the notes, not the strum bar.)
Oh-ho-ho! By the way, IGN said, "If you can beat Dragonforce’s Through Fire and Flames on expert than you have our utmost respect." So even THEY haven’t done it, and THEY’RE PROFESSIONALS! They get PAID to do it! Plus, the trainers for the PC version are probably already out. You know, trainers? Those bits of software that run in the background and hack the game so it does what you want it to do? Hell, there’s one for Red Alert that gives you UNLIMITED NUKES! And 10,000 credits if you hit the F1 key!
Ya, so I won’t believe that until I do it myself. Or until I see Matt or Si or whoever else is gonna play the game at a difficulty higher than Medium do it. I won’t trust some randoms over the internet doing it, though. Have you seen the PGR3 high scores on the Cone Challenges? There’s one that’s about fifteen million kudos! And when you look at the replay, all he does is skid round the first corner, and gets FIFTEEN MILLION KUDOS FOR IT! WHAT THE HELL?! Now, if you tell me that’s not possible for Guitar Hero, then I won’t believe you.
Oh, and one other thing, if you listen REALLY carefully to that video, then you’ll notice you don’t hear the clicking of any guitars, or the pressing of any keys on the keyboard. You can hear people in the background, so you SHOULD be able to hear guitars clicking! I mean, you could hear slight clicking of our guitars on You Really Got Me, and THAT was loud! Oh, and you can also hear the whammy bar going in our video!
But never mind. If and when I do complete it on Expert, then I’ll have the satisfaction of doing it PROPERLY with no cheats.
And here come all the Guitar Hero veterans about to blab their foul mouths off. I hate gamers like that. "Ehhh fuck u all you all fucking suck fucking donkey cock at guitar hero i can fucking play through the fucking fire and fucking flames with a fucking 6000 note combo without fucking losing so fuck you biattttttttttch"…
ANYHOO! Now that’s out of the way…
Right, I’m just gonna go through Dragon Worlds and get the chapters and recheck them and stuff… just a sec…
HOLY CRAP! Chapter 14’s INSANELY LONG! Lemme see… one, two… three… four… five! Five and a half pages! OF A4! Jeeesus Christ!
Okay, I’m just gonna put 14 down. Because 15’s about four pages long, too.
Oh, oh, wait…! I’ve just split the chapter in two! That’s cool! Okay, here you go, it IS 14 and 15, now!
(Removed, cuz of fear of plagiarism. Call me paranoid.)
Yeah, sorry about the "Green Beauty" vs "Black Beauty" pun. Even though it is true, Emerald’s green, Emerald’s beautiful… it works! Sort of…!
So, whaddya thing of thsoe two? Again, any comments, improvements to make, anything to take out? Any spelling mistakes, or grammar errors that Word wouldn’t have a spaz about, like saying that lightheaded should have a hyphen there, and then when I correct it it says it shouldn’t have a hyphen there? Has anyone else read it?
Okay, AOLs being a freak and is trying to freeze this webpage by disconnecting and reconnecting, so I’d better be going. Bye!
(BITCHIN’! IT FITS!!! ALL OF IT! EEEEEHEHHEHHEHHEHEHHEHEHHEHHE!)