Hmmm… what should I put here today…?

Right, so I’m split between sticking the alternate lyrics for All Rise by Blue that my sister and I made up, or sticking Chapter 14 and maybe 15 of Dragon Worlds here…
 
Okay, I’m gonna stick the lyrics here, it’s pretty late, and I’ll have to go through the whole of the two chapters, and that’ll take me a while.
So, we were listening to All Rise in the car on my sister’s iPod when we were in the queue for KFC. This guy was taking about a million years to get his food, so we started improvising lyrics about OUR DAY! Most of it is faked, though, I didn’t buy 50 grams of pot for £300, nor did a chav throw an egg at my house and get arrested, nor did I go out to buy booze for a party. Nor did I go to the moon, or rap with my alien homies. G. Open-mouthed The rest is all true though, my sister’s bad driving, the queue in KFC, the photographs… Open-mouthed
 
HERE WE GO Y’ALL!
 

Orange – My Day

 

Yo, yo
Yo, yo

 

So I met this dude
In the town center today (day)
He said he would
Sell me fifty grams of pot (pot)
I asked him how
Much he wanted for the stuff (stuff)
He said that three
Hundred pounds would be enough! (nough)

 

So then I wrote him a big fat cheque (dumbass)
For a big pile of white powder
And I really thought I had him fooled
But really it was, just some dib dab sher-her-bet! (hahaha!)
Here we go, oh baby!

 

Chav threw an egg at my house, and then
The cops busted him in jail, it made
My day!
My day!
Drove to the shops at night, and found they
Were out of booze tonight, this was
My day! (I had to cancel that party)
My day! (They’re pissed at me!)

 

The ne-he-xt day
I had gotten over that (that)
Decided to
Go and get rid of some fat (fat) oh yeah
Got to the gym
And I got on the treadmill (mill)
I turned it on
To the highest speed I could (could)

 

But then I saw the warning light (uh oh)
And suddenly found myself in space
The treadmill had thrown me to the moon (the moon!)
Couldn’t believe, it happened oh so soon!
Oh baby!

 

Drove down to KFC, and then this
Blob in a Landrover, held up
The queue!
My day!
Went to get out of my park, ing space and
Forgot to put the car, into
Reverse! (I nearly crashed my stupid car)
My day! (Into a bar!)

 

So I’m settin’ pace, up here in deep space
Rappin’ with all my, badass alien homies G
I jump high, for no apparent reason
Ho-holy crap I just forgot I left the peas on
Get to my house and find that the peas are BURNED (BURNED)
But never mind that I’ll just go and buy some more
I get down to the shops, (t-t-t-)to get some fresh greens
And it says that, they’re from across the border, yum yum.

 

Drove down the multistory, carpark in
Redditch town center, and nearly
Crashed!
My day!
Went to go print off my pho, tographs and
Found out I’d wiped the god, damned memory
Card!
My day!

 

Drove down to KFC, and then this
Blob in a Landrover, held up
The queue!
My day!
Went to get out of my park, ing space and
Forgot to put the car, into
Reverse!
My day!

 

Chav threw an egg at my house, and then
The cops busted him in jail, it made
My day!
My day!
Drove to the shops at night, and found they
Were out of booze tonight, this was
My day! (I’m gonna stop this song right now)
My day! (So this is ciao!)

 

 
Hahaha! Oh, and by the way, my sister and I are gonna sing this. Oh ya, sing it. And upload it. You might want to be away sick that day or something, you know. Open-mouthed
 
I’ll put Dragon Worlds here tomorrow, eekay? Cuz I have to like, go now. Yeah. Yeah, really!
Just remember that a chav threw an egg at my house and then the cops busted him in jail, that made my day! MY DAY!
BYE BYE! Open-mouthed
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2 thoughts on “Hmmm… what should I put here today…?

  1. Hey Carl!!!
     
    OMG that was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! I love the alternative lyrics, they’re so much better than the original lyrics! 😀 When are you gonna upload you and your sister singing it, that should be good and it’ll keep me insane, because at the moment I have excessive Frenchie homework which I’m actually supposed to be doing now but I CAN’T BE BOTHERED because I’ve been working on it ALL DAY!!! HOW INSANE IS THAT?????????? KILL THE EVIL FRENCHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 -evil laugh- Carl do you wanna come along when I kill the evil Frenchie????
     
    Can’t wait for you and your sister singing the alternative lyrics 😀 it should be funny!! And I can’t wait for Dragon Worlds 😀
     
    See you soon, I have to do Frenchie noww!!!! 😥
     
    Love Em xxx -hugs-

  2. OH YES! KILL ALL FRENCHIES!That rap part in the middle was INSANELY HARD TO WRITE! Cuz it had to make relative sense and be funny and not crap and you had to fit it into the syllables in the song otherwise it’d underrun or overrun.
    We’ll be doing it soon, I dunno when because my sister’s doing work and crap. But I’ll post it when it’s done!
    Bye bye!

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