YES! I understand PHOTOSHOP CS3 to a certain degree of greatness! I just like the addition marquee, that roolz. I made the EVIL GREEN MAN! And the EVIL RED MAN! Oh, and I get 3DS MAX to a low degree, too. I have some random short demos that I made, lemme just upload them to SkyDrive.
I would have uploaded them to this stupid dumbass site that lets anyone download them and isn’t so stupid, you can give direct links out, but NO! It lets you upload the files easy, then there’s just the problem of DOWNLOADING them! If you can get it to work then good for you, but for me, it’s being a retard! Here ya go, have some pshitt links!
Links popped, new ones after this neat paragraph of ranting.
It’s been 5 minutes now, and all I see is "Connecting…" at the top of the screen with a swirly blue circle in there. It’s not even trying, there’s no data going out or coming in, according to my modem.
OH MY FUCKING GOD IT DID SOMETHING! Okay, it plays the whole thing in the browser. I don’t want that, you dumb website, if it’s gonna take 30 years to stream about 2 megs.
Okay, change of links. Screw those at the top and use these:
OWNED! There ya go. They’re about 6 or 7 times smaller than those other files, as well. I’ll never use AVI again.
Planet Moing was my first. It’s pretty crappy, but I was amazed that I actually ANIMATED something in 3D!
Teapots of DOOM was second. I figured out how to make the steam loop and LOOK GOOD. Well, somewhat good.
The Holy Hand Grenade was my latest. I figured out how to BEND TEXT! I like that one, that’s my best.
Okay, now I know links work, I’m gonna stick some more videos down, the ones that were in SkyDrive. Hopefully you’ll be able to download them and laugh at our foolishness.
Okay, Jordan’s uploading now. Lemme tell you about that in my "story" style.
There is a box. A black box. A box containing the legendary game, "Guitar Hero II". And on that game is a song so terrifying, and so difficult to complete on expert, that even veterans such as Matt Berry are brought to their knees after a mere 55% of the song. This video, my friend, shows you the true terrifying impossibility of the said song. This song, is called… JORDAN.
Heh heh. No, seriously, Hard mode has about 1200 notes, and Expert has about… meh, God knows how many. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was near 3000 notes. Matt got to 55%, and I got to 46%.
Here ya go, it’s finished now. It’s 14MB, but that shouldn’t be a problem for anyone. Except Ant, of course. GET BROADBAND YOU SLUG! Just not AOL. Under ANY circumstances.
Two last things, we played Strutter. Really easy song, but we were COUNTING it, which was well funny. Also involves some SPAM and alternate lyrics.
Okay, finally, this may take a while to upload, but here you have… PPG ON CRACK! This one OWNS. Me and Ped play Powerstone 2, and I don’t care if you’ve never heard of it, or it sounds gay, because it’s WICKED! You can make so much fun out of the game, and hilarious things happen ALL the time! It’s even funnier in FAST MOTION! Which this is. It’s us playing Powerstone, DOUBLE SPEED!! Sometimes I put it into normal speed, because it’s not as funny in full speed then. We also figured out the finish with Accel Powered Up bug, but we’ll let you figure that out when you watch it. Just watch Ped’s character (Accel) at the end. I’m red, Ped’s yellow. Then we have 2 bots which are blue and green. And the usual bigass bosses. Watch, and laugh your head off.
Now, while I’m waiting for that to upload, here’s a list of what we call all the characters. We haven’t come up with everyone yet:
Falcon: Another Quaio/Akakayunashtavai/Fooker/Fokker
Ryoma: He got a leaf! He’s amazing!
Ayame: She got birdies! She’s amazing!
Rouge: Hearty Hair!
Wang-Tang: It’s a different type of sweet!
Jack: Mummy Man/Ooh aku aku aku!
Galuda: Compta Quoi!
Julia: Wheee! This is fun ride!
Gourmand: Rat Man
Accel: ACCEL’S CRAP! (Even though he isn’t)
And then there’s the two secret characters who we haven’t unlocked yet. Gotta complete the game with every single character to unlock Pride (Money Thief), then complete with Pride to get Mel (Shop Woman), then complete with Mel to get bonus stages in multiplayer.
Hrrgh… how long left…. good God, 5 minutes more to upload.
WOOHOO! It’s finished! Now this is 36 MB, but it’ll keep you entertained for 18 minutes. If you wanna stick it in Windows Movie Maker and halve it’s speed to watch it normally then it’ll entertain you for 36 minutes, but that’s not as fun.
My favourite parts are "GREAT!" "INVINCIBLE!" "CACTUS THRU PORTAL!" and "MONGMASTER’S SUPER BOULDER RUN (at the end)"
Best motion is Ryoma attacking the first boss’ leg. Hehe, he looks like he’s having a spaz on the leg!
Okay, that’s done then. Enjoy the videos.
Dragon Worlds chapter 11 and maybe 12 will be up soon. It doesn’t really exist yet, you see? Refining sucks ass, sometimes. Damn, I can’t wait to show you Meriva. That’s the best piece of writing I’ve written for a long time, I think.
Oh ya, and I commented on your comments on the previous entry.
PS: Bandwidth on this CRAP hosting site sucks! I topped at 6kb/s, with nothing else running! SIX?! My old 28.8k MODEM that cut out every 2 hours could do that! You’re just gonna have to be patient with PPG ON CRACK. Just don’t download all of them at once, will ya? You’ll die of boredom. I’ll try and figure out another way to get them to ya.
PPS: I think I got it. If ya got a YouTube username, tell me it! I’ll send you an invite and crap and stuff, and then I’ll share private videos! The YouTube community didn’t get the funniness of PPG, and kinda lightly flamed me. That annoys me. So I don’t wanna put PPG ON CRACK public. If ya wanna add me as a friend then I’m MongMaster, obviously.