Dragon Worlds – Chapters 4 + 5

HOOOARRRGHHHH! MARRRRS!
Hyper
Hyper
Hyper
Hyper
Hyper
Hyper
Hyper
Hyper
Hyper
 
 
Okay… that was just one bite. I’m okay now…
Rightiho then! Here you go, the next two chapters. I edited the 6th chapter so much that I accidentally doubled the size of it. Hope that doesn’t faze any of you dudes.
 
Oh, and Matt (that’s Matt Berry, PotMan, Bam, etc. etc.), if you’re reading this… Well, okay. Pretty much everyone should know that THE SCHOOL MEGAMIX IS NOW 12 MINUTES LONG!¬†WOO! Yes, there is a new section.¬†A funky part with a saxamaphone solo.
Just click on teh link, and then on teh download botton. Enjoy. Just excuse the final bit of it, I’m working on it. It’s still not finished!
You can go now, Matt. That is, if you don’t wanna read my story.
MARSS!
Hyper…
 
//Microsoft C++MS, That’s C++, MongMaster Style
if func(mars)==1
then func(arm) mov(up)
func(mouth) act(chomp)
endif
if func(mars)==0
then entity(carl) playani(sulk)
endif
end
 
Open-mouthed That got it.
Okay, here it is. Oh, and by the way, I think the way I write dialog needs to be improved… no wait, Rowling did it like that! I think… Eh, who cares? She’s a weirdo.
(PS: I nearly copied just one chapter, thinking it was both of them. Have fun…)
(PPS: You’re not gonna like one dragon after you’ve read this. Maybe two. No, wait…)
 

(Removed, cuz of fear of plagiarism. Call me paranoid.)

 

So, you like? You no like? You like no liking of my like?
NOEL EDMONDS: 2,559 words! Like, or no like?
Open-mouthed
Ya, sorry about my marsy hyperness.
I think that dialog is my weak point for some reason. Then again, I thought that this sucked until two people say that it doesn’t, so I might be wrong again! Open-mouthed
 
Okay, gotta close this quick, my mum’s up my ass and has¬†asked me, like,¬†four times in the past MINUTE to get off. Really annoys me.
Ah well, hope you enjoyed it. See ya!
 
if func(mars)==1
then func(arm) mov(up)
func(mouth) act(chomp)
endif
if func(mars)==0
then entity(carl) playani(sulk)
endif
end

YO MIICCHHEELLE!!

MY HEAD’S GONNA IMPLODE IN A SECOND!
Ya, so for all those people who read my¬†blog (now 2, or 3 if you¬†include Si) then my SISTER found this page! And NOW, she’s sending me insane about¬†my story! She’s like, not shutting up about it and doing my head in¬†because I won’t show her the other unrefined¬†30 something or other chapters! GAH!
Trust me, the chapters are CRAP unless I go through them and fix mistakes and add stuff.
Oh great. Now¬†she’s told my mum. Oh, soon enough the whole damn world’ll know that I’m writing this story!
I dunno how she figured out how to get onto my space… oh wait, there’s this star next to all your contacts who’ve updated all their info. Ya. DAMN THAT STAR!
Ah well, at least she didn’t say it was crappy. I know the first couple of chapters are good, but the rest just DON’T WORK YET! Now Michelle, if you’re reading, first (EH?!?!?!) thing is that (Ehehehe… Hello, I shop at Netto!) (Don’t worry everyone else. That’s just me and my sister’s thing.) the chapters 4 through 30 something are¬†NOT DONE YET! Ya?! Right? They’ve been written, but they SUCK! They have next to no description and Word keeps flying up my ass about "WORDINESS" and "SPLIT INFINITIVES" and "PASSIVE VOICE"! So until all the green lines are gone, you’re not seeing that chapter. Unless there’s green lines under the Draconic writing, because they’re just some random words that make no sense. Apparently, one of my Draconic sentences is 6 nouns in a row. SIX?! They’re NOT NOUNS, DANGIT!
 
Okay? Hopefully you won’t keep asking me to let you¬†read it now. And for christ’s sakes don’t friggin tell the whole WORLD ABOUT IT! It wasn’t even meant to be SHOWN to anyone, because… uh, well… I DUNNO! Call me paranoid or something!¬†I only wrote it¬†when about 3 or 4 other people were writing their things! Like, Ant was writing about vampires and Em was writing about the end of the world and Christine was writing about… something… that was ages ago, what was she writing about? Ah well. So all I did was just join in! Like, silently! For some reason! C’mon, it was depression week or month or something! EVERYONE was bored! Oh wait, I wasn’t depressed.
But don’t bother trying to find it. You’ll never find it anywhere but here.
Oh crap… wait, I told you… that it’s double password protected in my hidden folder… OH CRAP! I TOLD YOU AGAIN!
Okay, well… I’ve like, set another password on it’s folder. That you won’t get. It’s also encrypted with Blowfish Algorithm, so even if you knew how to crack, you’d never get through Blowfish. It’s also Read Only.
Haha! Now it’s double-password protected¬†in a password protected hidden encrypted read-only folder!
Wait… how do I get in?
Haha, only joking. I know how.
 
Right, I’ll upload like the 3rd and 4th chapters soon. Maybe the 5th, too.
If ya still think I could show you EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW, Meesh, then no. Lemme put it to ya this way: Chapter 2 was HALF the size that it is now,¬†before I reviewed it. That nifty¬†first paragraph didn’t exist, and some statements didn’t even make sense. Imagine what the 3 page chapter 23 or something¬†will be like after I’m through with it.
Did I mention that one of the characters never even EXISTED until I modified Chapter 2? Oh, and that chapters something like¬†7, 8, 9 and 10 were a complete waste of time and are so bad I’m gonna have to delete them all and fill in the hole in some way or another?
 
So, all in due time, dude, all in due time. Wink
 
AHA! I’ve got an idea! I can use my story chapters as CURRENCY! Yeah, I’ll pay you in words! A penny a word! Give me about like, ¬£350 and you can have all 35,000 words!
Nah, I’d rather not embarass myself and show a story that looks like it’s been written by some dumbass. Ya, at the minute, about 30,000 words of it suck. Well, okay, about 20,000, because some chapters are okay.
 
Eekay? Bye!
 
(PS: OH CRAP! I just figured out that I put down how to get into my space in one of my entries! Gah, I’m such a dumbass! It was meant to be a SECRET Michelle, until it was done! Plus, I didn’t think you’d like it, so… hey, wait a sec! How many stories do you read about people getting blown up or something? None? Great! That’s why I didn’t expect you to like it. So HA. Plus, your reactions in Eragon with the dogfight with Zaphira kinda led me to that decision, too. Tongue out)
(PPS: OHMYGOD! Matt Scott’s Personal Message is "Gone to the gays!" AHH! MATT’S GAY! GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY! Wait, did I just realise that? Open-mouthed)

Kingsley can stick their finger up their ass! No, really!

Guess what dudes? I’m not coming¬†back to Kingsley! Hate to break it to ya.
It’s for the best for me, though. I’m gonna go to NEW College and take a BTEC National Diploma specifically for Games Creation. That’s like, worth 3 A-Levels. And then afterwards, I can go to Uni and take a degree in it, which is worth God knows how many A-Levels! Plus, it’s bigger than Kingsley, has better teachers, has better facilities, and you don’t need to wear formal crap, as there’s no dress code, and you only have to go for¬†something like 14¬†hours a week.
Or, if I stay at Kingsley, I get to do ONE A-Level, which is NOT what I wanted to do, which is Buisness Studies. I doubt they’ll let me in to do Science or IT because they’re absolute dumbasses, and I have to redo my English with GIBBONS?! I’d rather die, thanks. Plus you have to wear formal crap that costs a fortune, and you have to work longer than 14 hours, and the facilities and teachers are really crappy compared to NEW¬†College…
Ya, trust me. I’ve been in. Looks sweet. The teacher I was seen by was really cool and laid back, and I understood nearly every word he said! FOR¬†ONCE! The course sound exactly like¬†what I want to do, too. First¬†we’ll learn how to use¬†Photoshop, which I’ve always wanted to do. Then we’ll learn how to use 3DS MAX, which is a 3D modelling program that was designed for professionals, which I’ve tried. Trust me, you CAN’T POSSIBLY learn it by yourself. Then we’ll learn how to use Flash. FLASH, GOD DAMNIT! I’ve always wanted to use that! Seeing a kind of pattern here? Next, we use Torque 2D Games Engine, which I’ve never heard of, but still, I’d like to do that. Then we’re over to Adobe Premiere, which is sweet, and I’d love to use that, and then for the final project we’ll code and create a first person shooter by ourselves, completely from scratch, making a opening movie, a first level, and then a cutscene which will lead onto the second level. Now, I’ve always wanted to learn how to create 3D movies and games for years, and now I’m gonna learn!
And that was cool of the dumbasses at AQA to give me an E in ICT, and that led me to look at courses at NEW College and find one I’ve always wanted to do! Ha ha! I love it when that happens!
So, there ya go. Don’t expect me to see me at Induction Day, unless I have to or I decide to kick Gibbons up the ass or something.
 
Eekay, bye bye!

IQ? More like DQ!

I just did that¬†Test The Nation IQ¬†test.¬†And I got a nifty¬†94. I say "nifty" as that’s average, which I am.¬†I’m an average dude! Unless then invent CIQ, which is Computer IQ, which is Computer Intelligence Quotient, which would be about 245 for me. Not being modest… Open-mouthed
But yeah, two things annoyed me about this year’s IQ test.
The first was the dumbassery of the questions. A LOT of them were to do with celebrities. Combine this celebrity’s face with this celebrity’s face, who is this famous person upside down and negative… it’s REALLY annoying! So, now IQ is based on how well you know famous people? I HATE celebrities, I really HATE them. Unless they’re funny. So that probably put me a few points down.
I say DQ in the title, because that’s DUMBASS IQ. How messed up is your mind so you can tell what two celebrities babies would look like? Tch.
The second, was my MUM. Oh yeah, just having her drunken brain in the room put me off. Through most of the questions she was like "I don’t get it" which wrecked my concentration, and through the other lot she was calling out the answer, which was blatantly WRONG about 50% of the time.
But, I’m not complaining about 94 IQ. When I see my mum’s results lower than mine, I’ll be content. Wink
Well,¬†next year, I’m gonna sit in front of my PC and do it by myself online. That’ll fix it.
Anyhoo…
 
Dragon Worlds chapters 3, 4… and maybe 5’ll be up soon. There’s a phatass amount of stuff to improve, and a lot to look at to try and see if I can reword it to stop Word’s nagging of wordiness. Wordy wordy!
 
Eekay, I’ma gonna go. Byee!

*ahem*?!

Uh, is anyone still alive after reading that? No wait, no-one’s read it yet.¬†C’mon! How hard can it be,¬†man! You click the star next to me in Messenger and press view space!
Unless some people were just completely turned off by the title of that last blog.
Sorry to nag y’all, but¬†this is kinda nerving. Like, me getting nervous. Even though that’s just stupid, but oh well.
Some people HAVE to be bored enough to read it! I was bored enough to WRITE it! Oh, wait, that’s not true, I did it cuz I wanted to.
But you get the idea.
Oh, ya. Many people don’t like to read. I put that down in an older blog entry! I should’ve remembered that!
Eekay, everyone just read it in your own time. If you want.¬†I’ll post more later, unless there’s something seriously wrong with chapters 2 + 3. Then it’ll take a bit longer.
 
Okay, now that’s outta the way… what else can I put down…
 
Ah, yes. I uploaded the Guitar Hero 2 video of me + Ped. Well, one of them. I also uploaded one of me solo. Hang on… just lemme get the links…
 
That’s Me + Ped playing Strutter. I’m on Hard, Ped’s on Easy. SPAM UP!
 
And the solo one spazzed out on upload. That’s just great. But I recorded another one just now of me that’s probably better. But I’ll upload that another time.

Eekay, when you DO click that link, you’ve gotta click on the picture of the video shot clip negative thing. You can’t miss it, it’s the bigass thing in the middle of the page!

Dang, my arm’s killin’ me from GH2. I played Free Bird twice, and another couple of songs.
Thanks for the comment on my story, Em! Open-mouthed¬†I’ll be upgrading a couple more chapters soon, and I’ll post them as soon as they’re done.
EEKAY, now I feel my arm’s gonna drop off, so,¬†see ya for now!

Dragon Worlds – Chapters 2 and 3

Alright, you’ve waited long enough. I think. Why, d’ya wanna wait some more?¬†Hehe. I’ve got a good feeling about these chapters.
Now, I never EVER think anything of mine is any good unless others say it’s good. It’s just how I work. But the first paragraph in Chapter 2, DAMN that’s good!
I know, I promised 3 chapters, but it’s like, midnight, and I’m relatively tired to a certain extent that I can’t¬†perfectly explain…¬†Open-mouthed¬†Anyway, the 4th chapter has a dumbass problem with extreme¬†wordiness. Word just will not stop flying up my ass about "WORDINESS".
Well, okay, it IS pretty wordy. I mean, like, 6 words to explain something that could have been easily explained in the same way as 2 words.¬† So don’t worry! I’ll have Chapter 4 to ya soon.
Okay, I’ll get to it. Here ya go:
 

(Removed, cuz of fear of plagiarism. Call me paranoid.)

 

*silence* So…
 
D’ya like the one-shot lines at the end of every chapter? That’s my style, dude.
Well, I hope you enjoyed that, and I hope I’ve kept ya tense. Feel free to comment me on what you think/what I should improve, etc.
 
Eekay! See ya, dude!

 

Everyone who did ICT, get your axes!

So, we got our results today (mine were okay, well, COULD have been okay) and I find that I got an E in ICT! E?! WHAT?! When after two units I was told that I was on target for an A/B!
Now, someone explain to me, how the HELL do you drop about FOUR¬†GRADES! I even got more than half¬†marks in the final unit! I was 1 mark off perfection in the first unit, so that’s an A*, I was 10 marks off perfection in the second unit, which is an A,¬†and the third unit was at least a B! So average this out for me.
A*, A and B. I should have got an A, or very high B. But NO! I got an E!
And it’s not just me! Si had the same thing happen to him! Got a A/B predicted, and he dropped to a D!
 
Well, don’t worry everyone that got cheated out of 3 or 4 grades. I talked with MISH GIBBONSH and she said it was a "rogue result". In other words, they fucked up REAL bad and they are too afraid to admit it. They’ll admit to it soon.
 
Oh, and the school WANT me back PERSON-WISE! Awh, ain’t that cute? Not really. They’ve prectically said "Yeah, we know you’re a dumbass, but we still love you and want you back but we can’t do that because you’re a dumbass, but don’t forget we still love you!"
Ya, I’m no dumbass.
I wish they changed the English exams to FREESTYLE English. So you can write whatever you want. I mean, that’d be so much better than having to write something that some idiot told you to write. Like a house description. "Uhh, it’s a big¬†house, with windows and a roof, and a door and another door in the back if you want to not use the front door, and when you go through the door you’re in a room with another door, and if you go through that door you’re in a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig room with more doors, and those doors lead to other biiiiiiiiiiiiig rooms…"
 
And now, they seem to have changed the rules. Before, you needed 5 A* to C’s to get all the subjects you wanted. French was worth 1 GCSE. So when I talk to GIBBONSH, she says that you need at least an A in Maths to do Maths in A Level, French was only worth half a GCSE, when Bowes told us that it’s a full GCSE, and I can’t do Physics or Chemistry because you need a B! WHAT?! I think she’s taken some sort of pill.
 
Ya, so Si, and Dan, and everyone doing ICT, don’t worry about your grades. Just old dicks with ‘tashes and no dicks dicked up our dicking grades.
 
Okay, so that’s outta the way. Oh! Wait! You wanna hear something?
In the car on the way home, we were talking about English. My sister said "If you asked me to sit and write a book, I’d do it easily. But if you asked me to write a computer program then I’d be like, wha? But with you, Carl, if I asked you to write a computer program then you’d do it easy. But if I asked you to write a book, you’d be like, eh?!"
I’m like "EH?!" right now! It’s kinda funny, really, because I AM making a book, and they don’t know, because they respect my privacy, but mainly because they don’t know my 2 passwords, and they don’t know how to show hidden folders! Open-mouthedOpen-mouthedOpen-mouthed
And on that subject, the next three (yes, 3! I’m being extra generous! It’s a nice cliffhanger after chapter 5, so maybe that’ll keep you… hanging off that… cliff… No, there are no cliffs involved.) chapters of Dragon Worlds’ll be posted sometime today. That’s after I’ve fixed up some dialog, added more description (of the non-violent type) and generally made it better.
 
Eekay? Eekay! Bye!
 

DRAGON POWAH!

DUDE!
 
HEY! Is¬†ANYONE ELSE gonna post here?! Not like I’m bored of Em posting or anything, I welcome it, but like… it’s a freaking blog! I thought¬†LOADS of people were meant to comment on it! Or did I scare people off with my¬†freaky (well, okay, I don’t find it freaky, but you might do)¬†posts?
C’mon, some other people must be as¬†bored as me to read this thing! Hell, I WROTE it! All you need to do is click on the ickle star next to me in¬†MSN and¬†press "View Space" or something like that!
Oh, wait, I forgot. A lot of people hate reading. That’s got it.
 
Eekay, and here’s the answer to my question in my last entry!
 
Category name: Reading at the speed of light
If a picture was REALLY worth a thousand words, then how many "words" would most PC games recommend you to read every second?
1: 40,000
2: 60,000 <<< Teh answer!
3: 80,000
4: 100,000
 
Most games run smoothly and are good to play when the computer is drawing 60 frames per second, so if you were READING these images you’d be reading at about 60,000 words per second, which is¬†over 3 million words a minute. Geez, even I couldn’t do that.
 
Oh, and by the way, I hope that the saying actually WAS "a picture is worth a thousand words", otherwise I’ve just made myself look like a really big dumbass.
 
Okay… as I promised…¬†Here you¬†go. This is Dragon Worlds, my story. Not the most original of names (okay, there are no other stories called that… I think… Hell, there’s no story like mine! I ROOL!), but I just couldn’t think of anything else. I’m no good with titles.
Hey, wait! What am I talking about? Gorm Avenue: EXTREME?! ROOLAGE!
I’m not posting the WHOLE THING here in one shot! I wanna skim through myself and see if I can improve it,¬†and see if there are any dumbass mistakes or stupid story twists there.¬†I’m gonna like post a few chapters at a time, and sometimes just¬†one, because I kinda mess up at the start and make each chapter really short, and then¬†towards the end they’re absolutely massive.
Please don’t say "it’s crap"! Well, I’ll probably ignore you if you say that without a¬†good reason. It starts off pretty slow… well,¬†kinda, because Whirlwind can’t REMEMBER anything. Hopefully you’ll get it when reading the story.
Oh, and don’t say "it’s horrible", either. Because I already KNOW that!
And yes, don’t have a screw if you believe dragons are something else to what I believe. I’m asking that of you because I do it, so… blah!
Now… if you’re depressed or down or whatever, then don’t read it, or keep all sharp objects and items that fire bullets¬†in the overhead compartments, and securely lock them down with a 1,000,000 digit combination padlock. Thank you!
 
Something tells me I’m gonna regret posting this here… eh well! What good is it doing… well… nothing on my laptop? Here… oh wait. Crap. Dragon rookies and 8 different¬†species of dragon.
Okay, I’ll post this bigass list of stuff here about all the different species of dragon here for all you rookies. Wink¬†I was planning on drawing them all, but… like… I’m barely halfway through Ifri, the Drake. And there’s like, 8 different species. This sucks, dude.
 

Dragon (Western Dragon)

If you see the word "Dragon" being used, think of a four legged, horned, winged reptile that breathes fire, unless otherwise stated. We can also walk on hind legs for a short while. Why are we called Western Dragons? In our world, many dragons believe that the first dragons settled in the cold western parts of the world.

 

Great Dragon

Great Dragons are pretty much a Western Dragon scaled up a little bit. They are much more powerful, much prouder, and sometimes have beautiful horns or "head ornaments". You know? Oh, just look at a bit of dragon art, and see all the different designs on¬†our heads. You’ll see what the hell I mean.

 

Wyvern

When you see "Wyvern", think two legs, two wings, really sharp claws. That’s important, because… well… they hurt, man.¬†Wyverns are very vicious against their enemies, but really friendly if you know one, and can be a valuable ally to have, because of their power. I…¬†really…¬†hate Wyverns.

 

Wyrm

(I’m pretty touchy about this one.)

I have not spelt it wrong. It is W-Y-R-M, NOT W-O-R-M. See the Official Oxford English Dictionary if you disagree with me, or if you don’t know what a dictionary is, see the definition below:

 

Wyrm [also wurm] noun. A type of dragon with a long slender body, often able to breathe fire, with either none or four limbs but usually without wings. Derives from the Old Germanic Gewurm.

 

I’m okay with it being spelled W-U-R-M, too, as that was probably the original spelling. But, if you spell Wyrm with an O, or say it like the computer voice does ("wierm"),¬†you are an absolute RETARD and should be hung by the neck on an acid-soaked chain for at least 400 years. A Wyrm is a long, snake-like dragon with small arms and legs. Most of my Wyrms have wings (contrary to the definition, but I’m ORIGINAL). Some think that if they have them, Wyrms walk on their wings, but they don‚Äôt. Trust me – I‚Äôm a dragon. Dragon wings are powerful, but they are fragile. If a dragon uses his wings in combat, he‚Äôs more likely to do more damage to himself than to the other dragon. The only exception to this rule is a Wyvern,¬†as they naturally have very strong wings, because they use them as their arms a lot of the time. By "long", I mean up to 30 feet. They are very intelligent creatures, too.

 

Great Wyrm

A Great Wyrm is basically a Wyrm, but longer, bigger and even more intelligent. By "longer", I mean up to around even 150 feet. Great Wyrms can also have beautiful horns or "head ornaments", just like a Great Dragon. 

 

Drake

A Drake is a small Western Dragon. They can be very stealthy, and have many useful skills. They are usually very mischievous sometimes, and are very fun loving. You could say they are the jesters of the dragon race. Most¬†Drakes stand on hind legs most of the time. A lot of dragons dislike Drakes, because of their stealth and their mischievous attitude. There’s nothing wrong with them, really.

 

Sea Dragon

A Sea Dragon is a Wyrm-like creature. The only differences are that they have no wings, they are usually much shorter, and have much finer scales. They are so peaceful, and so friendly. I’ve never had¬†a problem with a Sea Dragon in my life.

 

Meriva Dragon

(Ha HA, you dragon-interested folk out there! Didn’t see THIS coming did ya?! Hehehe!)

Do not insult or offend a Meriva Dragon. They will try to kill you, no joke. Meriva Dragons are nearly extinct, and are like a Western Dragon. The only differences are that they have glittering scales that can defend better than some of the great Dragon Armours, they have massive talons that are as sharp as an axe, and work just like one, they have gigantic horns that could probably fully impale two dragons next to each other, they are extremely hot-headed, and they have deadly strength. Well, okay, maybe I was going too far with the horns, but damn, they’re sharp. I would know;¬†I’ve been behind a pair of them before. "Meriva Dragon" literally means "Death Dragon", but… don’t say that to a Meriva. They’re… pretty touchy about that.

 

Oh yes, and there are other creatures in our world, too.
 

Human

Horrible, destructive, greedy bipeds, who seem to love to slay dragons 98% of the time, instead of trying to ally with us or just treat us like we’re living creatures. What? Don’t look at me like that.

 

Sarlak

A little smaller than a horse. They are beautiful, peaceful reptilian creatures, with claws and scales, a bit like one of your "dinosaurs", as you call them. Anyone that’s ever taken a bite of a Sarlak wishes they hadn’t. Trust me, I can still taste it. Any more explaining will be plot spoiling, so I’ll shut my mouth. Oh crap… now you know they… *shakes head* Shut UP, Sin!

 

Martrousa

Like an elephant, but slightly smaller. The only differences are that they are covered in dark¬†purple fur, they have sharp green eyes and they are just the dumbest creatures to inhabit the Dragon Worlds. Oh, yes. Even dumber than you. That’s saying something.

Haven’t you realised that we really hate your race, yet? Most dragons hunt Martrousa. There are millions of the damn things, and good Gods, they taste good.

 

Nightmare

No dragon has ever lived to see one of these creatures in broad daylight. Nightmares hate the sunlight, and have a thirst for dragon blood. They hide like cowards until an unsuspecting dragon walks by them, and the Nightmare moves in for the kill. They kill us quickly and nearly painlessly, which is at least better than your kind. Don’t ask my why they do it. I know why, but that would be… yeah.

 
Alright, now that that’s outta¬†the way, here ya go:
 
 

(Removed, cuz of fear of plagiarism. Call me paranoid.)

 

 

*crickets?* Perfect. Tension roolz.
 
Now… first important question. Are you still alive, dude? Oh what the heck, shut up, Sin! It’s not as bad as some.
Second important question. Are you still awake?
 
If you answered "yes" to both of these, I love you. In… the friendly way. Wink
Now, the most important question (even though "are you still alive" is probably the most important), did you like it? Is there anything you think I should improve/change? C’mon now, don’t be shy! Open-mouthed
 
And before you even say it, I am not depressed! This is what happens if you leave me in a quiet room with just a laptop, some¬†assorted music that I like¬†and my hyperactive imagination’s power¬†dial on 11. Oh, and four dragon models looking down on me. And some Hula Hoops, too. They help. Especially the Salt and Vinegar ones, yum.
 
I’ll post more soon. If you did like it, that’s¬†awesome!¬†If you¬†didn’t, that’s cool, just tell me why. I won’t bite your head off. C’mon, I’m the last person who’ll do that!
 
Alright. Thanks for reading this dude! Byeee!

SO, SO BORED!

*bangs head on keyboard* tgbyhnbhn. There you go.
See? I am so mindblowingly bored! This is an amusing thing to do, to write about the things¬†that go on in my absolutely random life! Well let’s start!
NOTHING! Okay, well, that’s a lie, really. I wrote… about… 100 words more on my story? But we’ll get back to that. Let me show you¬†my QUESTION!! It’s to do with games, so…
(This IS my question. I made it up! Open-mouthed) 
 
Category name: Reading at the speed of light
If a picture was REALLY worth a thousand words, then how many "words" would most PC games recommend you to read every second?
1: 40,000
2: 60,000
3: 80,000
4: 100,000
 
Haha! And the answer is… in my next blog entry! That doesn’t exist at this time, 19:47 on the 15th August 2007!
Nah, I’ll put the answer in my next entry, when I write it.
 
And, AND! I made alternate lyrics to Maroon 5 – Makes Me Wonder! Yeah! It’s to do with the crappiness of AOL! Here ya go!
 

The AOL Song

(Sing to Maroon 5 ‚Äď Makes Me Wonder)

 

I wake up,

Rub my eyes,

Try not to memorise,

The way I felt the last night,

Internet made me cry!

It looked too good to be true,

Unlimited internet,

Download,

Upload,

But, it’s just some crap.

 

And they still don’t have a reason,

And I don’t have the time,

And I really start to wonder

When this internet would ever reconnect!

Give me something to believe in,

Cuz I don’t believe in this:

A-O-L!

A-O-L-L-L!

The loading time of AOL makes you want to cry!

Then it says goodbye!

(goodbye!)

 

God damn my stupid head,

Decision of internet,

Now I must

Live with it,

Everything has gone to shit!

It wouldn’t happen to you

If you knew what I’m going through,

I sit on my,

Com-pu-ter chair,

And watch the mod-em flash…

 

And they still don’t have a reason,

And I don’t have the time,

And I really start to wonder

When this internet would ever reconnect!

Give me something to believe in,

Cuz I don’t believe in this:

A-O-L!

A-O-L-L-L!

The loading time of AOL gives you so much pain,

Makes you want to cry!

Yeah!

When I double-click on sign on,

Hell, this never will connect:

A-O-L!

A-O-L-L-L!

The loading time of AOL makes you want to cry!

Then it says goodbye!

(goodbye!)

 

Not had this before.

One day I’ll wake up and it won’t work anymore!

(Like it ev-er did!)

They caught me in a lie,

I have no internet!

The Internet now feels demeaning

 

Cuz they still don’t have a reason,

And I don’t have the time,

And I really start to wonder

When the internet would ever get past step 1…

Before it says goodbye!

(goodbye!)

Give me something to believe in,

Cuz I don’t believe in this:

A-O-L!

A-O-L-L-L!

The loading time of AOL gives you so much pain,

Makes you want to cry!

Yeah!

When I double-click on sign on,

Hell, this never will connect:

A-O-L!

A-O-L-L-L!

The loading time of AOL makes you want to cry,

Then it says goodby-y-ye!

(goodbye!)

Then it says goodby-y-ye!

(goodbye!)

Yeaaahh… Then it says goodby-y-ye!

(goodbye!)

Yeaaahh… Then it says goodby-y-ye!

 

I think they’re pretty good. Well, they all fit and everything!
What else… ah yes. I told you I was bored, right? So I start putting¬†my Draconic words that come out of nowhere in my story into Google to see what they ACTUALLY mean.
Freaked? Alright, I’ll explain. When I write my story, all the dragons can speak both English and a language called Draconic. Makes sense, right? Draconic is a… weird language I made up. I’ve got no idea in the world how, I just… have these words just materialise in my head that sound kinda… serpentine.
Is that a word? One sec… Ah, so it is!
Does it mean what¬†I think it means? WOOT! IT DOES! I thought it was a stone or mineral or… IT IS, AS WELL! DAMN, I’m good!
Okay, so I’ll give you a sampler sentence if you don’t know what I’m on… one sec…
HOLY CRAP, THAT’S ONE HELL OF A RAINBOW! No seriously! That’s sweet!
What? Okay, okay, I’ll get to it! Here ya go, just a random section:
 
"Emerald nire sar brak." I said.
(Emerald needs your help.)
The spider narrowed its eyes, menacingly.
"Harak sar mearka slera?!" The spider asked, angrily.
(What did you do to her?!)
 
Somewhat random, you may think. Well it is, it’s a random section! That’s about… chapter… something like 18 or 19? And don’t be asking about names that don’t have Draconic spellings, because… well… um…
*ahem* …I should really, shouldn’t I? Alright, then.
And why is a spider SPEAKING DRACONIC? Well, number one, the spider’s using telepathy. All you spider-story creators who believe that spiders should speak with their mouths, PLEASE DO NOT JUMP ON ME! It just… seemed right for me. And number two, the spider’s speaking Draconic because he learned it from another dragon named Emerald, who has lived near the forest that the spider has lived in for about… 200 years? You’re bound to pick it up after 200 friggin’ years!
And now there’s your question of HOW DOES A SPIDER LIVE FOR 200 ODD YEARS?! Well, he’s a MAGICAL spider! C’mon, this is a FANTASY story! That’s allowed!
You still don’t know what I’m on? Read it again! How dragon-like does that sound?! Want to see my PARAGRAPH of it?!
Nah, that’s a bit too long for anyone to take it in.
But anyway, I was putting names into Google, names of characters that are already in the story and ones that aren’t in there yet. I got 4 of them redirect me to French sites… that freaked me out. FOUR?! Am I French? I HATE FRENCHIES!
The four words were Sintarka, Karsu, Sarka and Teraka.
I got one Hawaiian word: Mauka. Hmm, makes sense.
One Greek word:¬†Dimari.¬†Greek? I don’t see that looking Greek to me.
A Finnish word: Scaalan. Eh?
One Turkish: Kura. Hrmmm…
Two of the names I put in were actually other animals: Tayra (a rodent with a long slender body, interesting…) and Orca, which is a Killer Whale. And now I find there’s a game called Panzer Dragoon Orta, which involves dragons. One letter off? I’m getting a bit scared here…
One Latin: Circa. Dunno what the hell that means, then.
A Hungarian word: Eratok. HUNGARIAN?!
A LATVIAN word! Nartas! This is dumb!
JAPANESE! Iraka! I’ve even got the Japanese letter of it! Hang on, here it is: "ÁĒć". I reckon that’s Japanese, anyway.
And then there’s two words that don’t mean anything: DracoSkaar and Imilar, which the spell check asked me "Did you mean ‘Similar’?" No, I meant Imilar, you stupid Googly fool!
 
Okay, so apparently, in a past life, I went to France, four times, I went to Greece, Hawaii, Finland, Turkey, Latvia, Hungary, Japan and saw a Tayra and an Orca, and learned Latin! Whew!
 
Right, what else? Ah yes, I was searching for those words and one of them was actually a username on a site called Deviant Art. And I love¬†dragon art, if it’s good enough. And now that I’d been thrown onto an ART website, I searched for fantasy art, and Jesus Christ, a lot of it was impressive. And one that I found had a short story to it, that was probably the ONLY good one I’ve ever read to do with dragons! It was a story that kinda matched the depression-factor of mine, but it was so good that you didn’t notice it! There was no crap with stupidass names and stuff (Don’t even say it, dude.), no crap about metamorphosis, no crap with dragons with no intelligence and stuff, just a pure dragon story! With rabbits. Open-mouthed
I’ll post a part of my story at a time, soon. Now that I’ve seen someone else do it, maybe mine will be good too?
If you read it, you have to promise me not to¬†say it’s crap¬†without a good reason. In fact, DON’T say "It’s crap". That’s just gay. Give me a SUGGESTION if you’ve got one, just don’t come along and say "Oh, it’s crap!". Not like more that one person will read it… Open-mouthed
 
Christ, about¬†a¬†year ago I thought that loads of¬†others thought that liking dragons was weird. But¬†now, hell, I just realised…
Now, be honoured. I would’ve never freely¬†posted THIS much on dragons before!
Hope you aren’t asleep right now. I wrote this much mainly because¬†I was bored out of my skull! Well, okay, mainly because I just like dragons a hell of a lot now. Don’t worry, I won’t be changing form anytime soon. Open-mouthed¬†Even though that would be cool. Bowes would be the first of my chargrills! I wouldn’t eat her though, blargh!¬†Frenchies? Sick¬†No thanks.
 
Okay, my hands are slightly aching now, and I need a pee. I’ll see you later.
3-2-1… and you’re back in the room! Good nap?
 
EDIT: WOO! I FIXED A MAJOR BUG IN GA:X!
It was a stupid bug that made a temporary file that the game ran¬†from.¬†And every single file it generated was unique,¬†so stupid firewalls such as Norton AntiVirus kept nagging about whether it should run or not. But now, they ask once, and that’s it!
Em, it might work for you now! I’ll post the link on here… just let me get it…
Okay, all set. Try this one, Em:
[LINK PWNED!]
That’s the fixed¬†version. Hopefully it’ll work. If not, then i’ll have to Remote Assistance your computer sometime. Do you know what firewall you have? I might be able to figure out what’s going on if you tell me that.
Anyhoo, see ya!
 
EDIT 2: Okay, when you leave a comment then I’ll put the link down here. You know how I am about randoms downloading it and wrecking the game.
 
EDIT 3: Okay, it’s there. Open-mouthed

Ah, poo!

Doesn’t work? Hrmmm… that’s strange. It should at least come up with an alert from Norton AntiVirus or Windows Firewall or¬†another firewall program, asking you to allow or block it…
Naw, don’t worry about it. I’ll have to Remote Assistance your computer sometime to see what the problem is. I bet it’s not your computer, it’s your firewall or something, because if it failed or something then it should try 3 times before Homer goes DOH!
Ya, so sometime soon I’ll check your computer thru Remote¬†Assistance¬†to see what’s wrong. That’s if you want to?
So don’t worry! I’ll figure out a way!