Tests, PDA’s, Pocket PC’s and other stuff!

WOW I HAVE LOTS TO SAY! Well, that’s not really unusual,¬†BUT ANYWAY!
First, I will start off by saying that GCSE mocks suck donkey ass! Not like they’re HARD or anything, it’s just they’re BLINDINGLY BORING! And most are¬†too friggin’ easy! All my tests so far:
 Subject                   Difficulty                       Mark
¬† Biology¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†9/10 –¬†FREAKING HARD¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† ?
Chemistry           1/10 РPISS EASY                27/30 (A*) (YAAAHOOOOOOO!)
¬† Physics¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†5/10 An ickle¬†bit hard…¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† ?
  French              1/10 РPISS EASY                       ?
¬† English¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†2/10 – Almost too easy¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† ?¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†<——- I SHALL SCREW ABOUT ENGLISH LATER
  Maths                    3/10 РEasy                           ?
ALRIGHT! Now I shall screw about English. You see my recent blogs are practically perfect with no spelling mistakes? NO I DID NOT USE SPELL CHECK! Except¬†on one.¬†That means I am good at using the English language. I should get an A*! But NO! Some DICK from the exam boards thinks one day: "Oh! I know! Let’s put people in an English test, but let’s not mark them on how well they use the English language! Let’s mark them on how well they understand¬†this random¬†book¬†I rented out from the library!" Yeah, so if I don’t like this book some foolish person wrote years ago and I don’t pay any attention to it, I am crap at using the English language?!
Now I’m done. And now I shall say more.
NOW as most of you know, I’m a technology freak! And if you don’t, then I’ll tell you. I’m a technology freak! There, now those of you that didn’t know now know¬†that I’m a technology freak. Okay. I have a PDA (Personal Digital Assistant NOT Pregnant Diseased Alien) that is getting old and is peeling. NO IT DOESN’T HAVE SUNBURN! So I’m thinking of upgrading and getting a Pocket PC. I’ve seen one, the HP iPAQ hw6515. It’s pretty nifty, it’s got Windows Mobile 2003, a 1.3 MP camera, Bluetooth, Infrared, Email, MSN Messenger, Sat Nav and has a built-in phone and SMS! I like. I like a lot. What I don’t like is that it doesn’t have WiFi. Another thing I don’t like is the frickin’ price tag. My Zire 72 PDA cost about ¬£150. The¬†iPAQ¬†costs about ¬£300! Ouch. Verrrry expensive. If it only had WiFi, I could get into the school’s internet!
Too bad the one with all those features plus WiFi costs ¬£100 more…
AAAAND,¬†that’s it! Yeah! That’s it! There WAS a lot, you know. Or didn’t you pay any attention? Ha! Thought not! BYEEEEE!